You are not the boss of me

Here are things telling me what to do:

>Face masks, Karens, Global shutdowns, "Peaceful" protesters
>International borders - Darren without borders
>Speed bumps...more like a jump challenge
>Stop signs used as speed control...silly dictators
>Buckle up or busted...government revenue generator
>War on drugs. Illegal things create black markets and death. Our energies should be used to educate+rehabilitate people instead of this so-called war
>Republicans and democrats...two sides of the same corrupt coin
>Property taxes, income taxes...let's go full sales tax, then you are in control
>Marriage licenses
>CCW licences: See second amendment
>Many professional licenses