Funerals can be a good time to reflect on all the things. I request that my funeral be not that. Here are my wishes:

>Freeze my body and shoot me out of a cannon into shark infested waters. Shark Popsicle!
>Play on a loop: Cum on Feel the Noise by Quiet Riot and Another One Bites the Dust by Queen
>Mountain Dew fountain to quench all the thirst
>Donut tower for sustenance and keep the party going
>Sky banner that says "Adios Bart"
>Party favors - knives, flashlights and rope
>The Woman to recite from memory all my annoying behavior and Darrenisms